i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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