I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Randomize
