I need help removing her.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Randomize