that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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