You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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