Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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