yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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