If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Nobody cheats on THIS.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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