My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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