Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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