PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Randomize
