ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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