Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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