ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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