I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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