11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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