She is in my trunk
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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