I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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