dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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