So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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