D3 body, D1 cock
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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