You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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