I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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