just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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