Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Randomize
