Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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