go do what you do best...puke behind churches
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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