he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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