accomplished twins. life is a go
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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