yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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