god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Too much gin, very little bucket
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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