How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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