Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I just had sex on a roof
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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