This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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