Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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