he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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