Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
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