just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
i think im in europe. pls send help
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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