I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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