My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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