dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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