Don't you send me to vm
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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