Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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