school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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