it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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