I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
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