Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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