Taylor Swift is so right about you.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
So squirting runs in the family.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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