Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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