So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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