once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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