What a fucking waste of an outfit
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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