Do you still have your period?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
