I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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