found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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