ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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