I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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