If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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